website/public/splash.js

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const a = [
"Playtime's over, playtime's now",
"永遠のオデッセイ",
"0% code coverage",
"Type Driven Development",
"Free as in Freedom",
"Transmitting since 2021",
"Approaching the speed of light",
"Your Ad Here",
"Here be dragons",
"Kam was here",
"Ayayaya~",
"Haskell is nice 😳",
"Coding my life away",
"Powered by neural networks",
"Volle Kraft voraus!",
"In a quantum superposition",
"IPA: [ka̠mo̞ɕi]",
"遥か彼方を巡り廻る",
"Disunified Field Theory of Magic",
"Sp³ hybridized",
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet",
"Beautifully Imperfect and Hazy",
"Destination unknown",
"Now on Google's 3rd page 🎉",
"A product of boredom",
"Rotating multiaxially in R⁵",
"Scientifically unproven",
"Lost in translation",
"Implemented in prolog and YAML",
"Computer-aided diary thing",
"Integration under the moon",
"Spinning in retrograde",
"Steady as she goes",
"Слава України!",
"1 year anniversary",
"Because Twitter is passé",
"{{ navbar.subtitle.text }}",
"You're looking at it!",
"a2Ftb3NoaS5vcmc=",
":: (Thought a) => a -> String",
];
a.push(`${Math.round(1 / a.length * 10000)/100}% chance for this message`);
const target = document.getElementById("p-nav-splash");
target && (target.innerText = a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)]);